Best pick-up lines

[gaddes]

i lost my phone number, can i have urs
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?



If I said you had a great body, would you hold it against me?

[Penguin_Woman]

How about: Are you tired? Cause you've been running through my mind all day :lol:

[gaddes]

How about: Are you tired? Cause you've been running through my mind all day :lol:
yeah i've used that one

[aussiecoffee007]

im not sure of any good ones. lame ones? are like:
"that shirt looks good on you, but itd look better by the side of my bed"
"did it hurt? when you fell from heaven?"

but my favorite... TOTAL points for humor.. this guys all, "did it hurt?" and im like, "did what hurt?" and hes all, "when you fell from the ugly tree and hit every branch in sight" and i looked at him like, "WHAT?!" but then he started laughing and hes like, "sorry it seemed like a good idea at the time, i have no idea how to do this stuff, and i needed you to remember me in what im sure is a line of men" hehehe

[Myzyri]

Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?

Greetings and salivations

I've got the ship, you've got the harbor ... what say we tie up for the night?

You've just moved you to the top of my 'to do' list.

If you don't wanna have kids with me, then why don't we just practice?

[Penguin_Woman]

Those are funny. :) They'd get you smacked, decked or arrested...but they crack me up

[aussiecoffee007]

hehe yeah those are pretty awesome... have you actually heard those?

[Riggs]

I'm new in town and can't find my way around; could I have directions to your place?

Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package. :o

You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.

[aussiecoffee007]

Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!
Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.
Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.
If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.
Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?

[T12am]

This one guy said this to me, "Can you help me with directions?" I go, "Sure, I'll try. Where do you need to go?" He said, "I need directions to your heart." I didn't mean to but I laughed so hard.. we both laughed actually and we're friends till today. This happened a little over a year ago.. cracks me up still.

[stoner]

Here's a silly one that dates back since my high school days ...

Are you currently with someone?

if she answered "no"

Can I apply for the job to be your partner?

:D

[lilcupid]

This isn't the best but sure was one of the funniest! When I was 17 I was in a nightclub (the legal age in 18 in Australia) At the time I still had braces. Never a good look. This guy I met that night kept saying to me in very much an ocker (very....unsophisticated lol Australian speech) way "Love your braces mate, you look cute mate, very sexy mate"....and of course my friends and I found this quite...amusing lol to say the least

[eaglebaseball]

"See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute."

[pika]

I did this to a girl and i think she was laughing throughout the weeks...

im using the most original, outdated line that none would still use it....

"You look like my secondary classmates?"....

haha......and it prove to work....

anyway i think the best pick up line is one that breaks the silence......once she laugh...you know she remembers you.....

[caspa]

i no one but its well cheasy.. cant say i use chat up lines... but " is that a lader in tights or a stair way to heven"

[TheMaxx]

If you're a pirate you can say "I'd like to drop my anchor in your lagoon".

[~Teej~]

Lol..I have never heard that one before :)

[eaglebaseball]

I'd say one that makes her laugh, but isn't like a sexual innuendo. Almost every girl I've talked to says that the sexual ones are an instant turn off.

[NightBlade87]

Did it hurt?.... When you feel from heaven :)

[valentino33]

"It’s your lucky day. Out of all the girls here, I picked you to talk to."

[**Sapphire**]

"It’s your lucky day. Out of all the girls here, I picked you to talk to."

If a guy said that to me, I would walk away. Sorry that 1 would be way to arrogant for me, like the guy "graced" me with talking to me. :rolleyes::bored:

[aces88]

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice, hi my name's Austin.