**Sapphire**
06-17-2009, 03:09 PM
Funny stuff!! :laught16:
>Artery....................................The study of paintings
>Bacteria.................................Back door to cafeteria
>Barium................................What doctors do when patients die
>Benign................................What you be, after you be eight
>Caesarean Section.................A neighborhood in Rome
>Catscan.................................Searching for Kitty
>Cauterize...............................Made eye contact with her
>Colic......................................A sheep dog
>Coma.....................................A punctuation mark
>Dilate.....................................To live a long time
>Enema...................................Not a friend
>Fester....................................Quicker than someone else
>Fibula.....................................A small lie
>Impotent.................................Distingui shed, well known
>Labor pains.............................Getting hurt at work Medical
>staff...........................A doctor`s cane
>Morbid.................................A higher offer
>Nitrates...................................Cheaper than day rates
>Node.......................................I knew it
>Outpatient...............................A person who has fainted
>Pelvis......................................Second cousin to Elvis Post
>operative..........................A letter carrier Recovery
>room.........................Place to do upholstery
>Rectum...................................Nearly killed him
>Secretion.................................Hiding something
>Seizure....................................Roman Emperor
>Tablet..................................Small Table Terminal
>illness........................Getting sick at the airport
>Tumor......................................One plus one more
>Urine........................................Oppos ite of you're out
>Artery....................................The study of paintings
>Bacteria.................................Back door to cafeteria
>Barium................................What doctors do when patients die
>Benign................................What you be, after you be eight
>Caesarean Section.................A neighborhood in Rome
>Catscan.................................Searching for Kitty
>Cauterize...............................Made eye contact with her
>Colic......................................A sheep dog
>Coma.....................................A punctuation mark
>Dilate.....................................To live a long time
>Enema...................................Not a friend
>Fester....................................Quicker than someone else
>Fibula.....................................A small lie
>Impotent.................................Distingui shed, well known
>Labor pains.............................Getting hurt at work Medical
>staff...........................A doctor`s cane
>Morbid.................................A higher offer
>Nitrates...................................Cheaper than day rates
>Node.......................................I knew it
>Outpatient...............................A person who has fainted
>Pelvis......................................Second cousin to Elvis Post
>operative..........................A letter carrier Recovery
>room.........................Place to do upholstery
>Rectum...................................Nearly killed him
>Secretion.................................Hiding something
>Seizure....................................Roman Emperor
>Tablet..................................Small Table Terminal
>illness........................Getting sick at the airport
>Tumor......................................One plus one more
>Urine........................................Oppos ite of you're out