Newspaper Headlines with Double Meanings

[Lucky]

March Planned For Next August

L.A. Voters Approve Urban Renewal by Landslide

Patient at Death's Door - Doctors Pull Him Through

Queen Mary Having Bottom Scraped

Prostitutes Appeal to Pope

Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant

Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Time in 10 Years

Never Withhold Herpes Infection from Loved One

Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

Reagan Wins on Budget, But More Lies Ahead

Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over


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[**Sapphire**]

Hee hee, were these real headlines? :D Too funny! :rofl:

[Lucky]

I'm not sure Sapphire, But someone sent them to me
and I wanted to share :thumb:

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