**Sapphire**
01-30-2008, 06:22 PM
Q: Did you hear about the redneck who passed away and left his entire estate in trust for his beloved widow?
A: She can't touch it till she's fourteen.
Q: What's the difference between a good ol' boy and a redneck?
A: The good ol' boy raises livestock. The redneck gets emotionally involved.
Q: What's the Rednecks most popular pick up line?
A: Nice tooth!
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Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911. The 911 operator told Bubba that she would send someone out right away. "Where do you live?" asked the operator.
Bubba replied, "At the end of Eucalyptus Drive."
The operator asked, "Can you spell that for me?
"There was a long pause and finally Bubba said, "How 'bout if I drag her over to Oak Street and you pick her up there?"
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Q: How do you know when your staying in a Redneck hotel?
A: When you call the front desk and say "I've gotta leak in my sink" and the person at the front desk says "go ahead."
Q: How can you tell if a redneck is married?
A: There is tobacco spit stains on both sides of his pickup truck.
Q: What is a Redneck's defense in court?
A: "Honest your Honor, I was just helping the sheep over the fence."
Q: What do rednecks call "Hee Haw"?
A: A documentary.
Q: How many rednecks does it take eat a 'possum?
A: Two. One to eat, and one to watch for cars.
Q: Why did God invent armadillos?
A: So that rednecks can have 'possum on the half shell.
A: She can't touch it till she's fourteen.
Q: What's the difference between a good ol' boy and a redneck?
A: The good ol' boy raises livestock. The redneck gets emotionally involved.
Q: What's the Rednecks most popular pick up line?
A: Nice tooth!
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Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911. The 911 operator told Bubba that she would send someone out right away. "Where do you live?" asked the operator.
Bubba replied, "At the end of Eucalyptus Drive."
The operator asked, "Can you spell that for me?
"There was a long pause and finally Bubba said, "How 'bout if I drag her over to Oak Street and you pick her up there?"
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Q: How do you know when your staying in a Redneck hotel?
A: When you call the front desk and say "I've gotta leak in my sink" and the person at the front desk says "go ahead."
Q: How can you tell if a redneck is married?
A: There is tobacco spit stains on both sides of his pickup truck.
Q: What is a Redneck's defense in court?
A: "Honest your Honor, I was just helping the sheep over the fence."
Q: What do rednecks call "Hee Haw"?
A: A documentary.
Q: How many rednecks does it take eat a 'possum?
A: Two. One to eat, and one to watch for cars.
Q: Why did God invent armadillos?
A: So that rednecks can have 'possum on the half shell.